The Daily Mullet wrapper today had a small blurb in the crime stoppers section. It appears that someone stole the Icee machine out of the Val-P Tom Thumb. The Sri Lankan owner said that it was a "Bad man" and he took all of the "Pina Colada" mix. Authorities traced the trail to Eglin AFB (the trail was actually ants gorging themselves on tiny drops of "wild cherry coke" leading from the store.) The OSI picked up the trail inside the base and it led them to the McK (aka..."defunded") Hanger. The trail stopped at the hanger door where the lead ant was dead...his tongue was stuck to the frozen door!!!
Very Strange......how much pina colada Icee mix does it take to get a car stuck??? Also , isn't that the back drop to "Broke Back Mt"??
Now I know that I am onto something big... I was "Randomly selected" for Alchohol Testing after my trip yesterday in ATL. I know that you and you "Commrades" had something to do with this. It made me miss my flight home. We were flying back from Philly at the speed of light (note to business travelers; book a flight that is the last leg of a four day trip for the pilots, and you are sure to get there early!!) Dude, the plane was shaking, babies were screaming (oh, that was my co-pilot) and I was going to have 30 minutes to make my flight home to VPS on "America'a favorite Connection Carrier". Just as I was knocking some old lady down to get off the plane first, there he was...the dreaded "Mr. Peebody"..the drug test greater for aircrews. Dang it!!! I had just peeed as soon as we landed (no, not in my pants ). Well, fortunately, it was the alchohol test. All they need is for me to blow in the tube for 5 seconds. YOu try it...it is not that easy to let out a solid stream of air for 5 seconds. I am proud to say that I was negative on the test!! I asked the nurse how the old fart Captains can blow for that long?? and then I realized, I am quikly approaching old fart status. Anyway, you didn't get me that time... I am still on the trail of truth
You have destroyed the "Perma Frost " in the COld Lake Area. Your actions have been monitored by the "GGW" (Gore's Global Warner's) You have insured "The Endless Summer" to begin 330 seconds earlier than predicted by the GGW
Dave, Now you know who you are messing with. Deny Global Warmering no longer! Do you think any of this latest was a coincidence (including your 'chance' meeting with the GGW crew)? Deniers everywhere, beware! Are you sure the jet was shaking because of speed and not age (of the jet, not the old fart captain)?
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I STILL SAY IT LOOKS LIKE A BACKDROP IN THE McK Hanger
The Daily Mullet wrapper today had a small blurb in the crime stoppers section.
It appears that someone stole the Icee machine out of the Val-P Tom Thumb. The Sri Lankan owner said that it was a "Bad man" and he took all of the "Pina Colada" mix.
Authorities traced the trail to Eglin AFB (the trail was actually ants gorging themselves on tiny drops of "wild cherry coke" leading from the store.)
The OSI picked up the trail inside the base and it led them to the McK (aka..."defunded") Hanger. The trail stopped at the hanger door where the lead ant was dead...his tongue was stuck to the frozen door!!!
Very Strange......how much pina colada Icee mix does it take to get a car stuck???
Also , isn't that the back drop to "Broke Back Mt"??
Now I know that I am onto something big...
I was "Randomly selected" for Alchohol Testing after my trip yesterday in ATL.
I know that you and you "Commrades" had something to do with this. It made me miss my flight home. We were flying back from Philly at the speed of light (note to business travelers; book a flight that is the last leg of a four day trip for the pilots, and you are sure to get there early!!)
Dude, the plane was shaking, babies were screaming (oh, that was my co-pilot) and I was going to have 30 minutes to make my flight home to VPS on "America'a favorite Connection Carrier".
Just as I was knocking some old lady down to get off the plane first, there he was...the dreaded "Mr. Peebody"..the drug test greater for aircrews.
Dang it!!! I had just peeed as soon as we landed (no, not in my pants ). Well, fortunately, it was the alchohol test. All they need is for me to blow in the tube for 5 seconds. YOu try it...it is not that easy to let out a solid stream of air for 5 seconds.
I am proud to say that I was negative on the test!!
I asked the nurse how the old fart Captains can blow for that long?? and then I realized, I am quikly approaching old fart status.
Anyway, you didn't get me that time... I am still on the trail of truth
You have destroyed the "Perma Frost " in the COld Lake Area. Your actions have been monitored by the "GGW" (Gore's Global Warner's) You have insured "The Endless Summer" to begin 330 seconds earlier than predicted by the GGW
Dave,
Now you know who you are messing with. Deny Global Warmering no longer!
Do you think any of this latest was a coincidence (including your 'chance' meeting with the GGW crew)? Deniers everywhere, beware!
Are you sure the jet was shaking because of speed and not age (of the jet, not the old fart captain)?
Will the glamourous TDY adventures never cease!?!?...RKW
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