Worst Thing about Canadians in Cold Lake

...a lot of them (and I mean a LOT) drink their beer mixed with Clamato Juice. I am not kidding about this. Clamato Juice is Tomato Juice mixed with Clam Juice, and I don't even want to know how they get clam juice in the first place. Apparently it is an Alberta thing, and the vast majority of Canadians do not commit such atrocities on beer.